Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

AU rides a bike with go faster stripes down the side, a leopard print seat cover, fluffy dice, and a stereo playing the Shaft theme tune.

Mmm yeah baby!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB rides a Barbie bike complete with pink tassels and basket

These are meant to be lies! 😆

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ming is so comfortable on his recumbent that he has taken to wearing his pyjamas while riding. He has to take care not to get his blankets caught in the chain, and he fills his hot water bottle with coffee.

Spot on apart from the coffee bit. Don’t like coffee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming is really @coffeejo in disguise

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB really dislikes stairs. He says "They always get up to something"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

tBt has a grand marble staircase in his council bungalow, just to impress the neighbours. It doesn't actually go anywhere, of course.

 

[All uphill]

MDB really dislikes stairs. He says "They always get up to something"

The reason Doug hates stairs is that they bring him down.

 

[stephec]

AU has a phobia of stairs that he's slowly getting over.

Yes, you could say that he's taking it....













... One step at a time.

 

[Speicher]

Steph does not like staircases in very tall buildings. "Eschelon way to the top", he says.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is so lazy that she hopes the stairway to heaven is actually an escalator.

 

[Drago]

Mad Doug Biker can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe Its Not Butter.

 

[Moon bunny]

Drago is often seen in supermarkets, wondering why there is no margarine nowadays.

 

[Moon bunny]

is so lazy that she hopes the stairway to heaven is actually an escalator.

Mad Doug has never seen the film, A Matter of Life and Death.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXAEqBywUt8

 

[stephec]

MB is such a big fan of David Niven that she once grew a pencil moustache in his honour.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has never seen the film, A Matter of Life and Death.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXAEqBywUt8

Not sure I have actually 🤔