Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

Rocky can do a very impressive trick with a grape, a bottle of a fizzy pop and…he can’t do it sitting down mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

HF is so tiny that he can't even crush a grape.



Page: 1063 Western Monitor

 

[Moon bunny]

Polychlorinated biphenols are Mad Doug’‘s favorite chemicals.

(Western Fusilier had some and it caused NRM a bit of trouble.)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Polychlorinated biphenols are Mad Doug’‘s favorite chemicals.

(Western Fusilier had some and it caused NRM a bit of trouble.)

MB, a real Western Firebrand of the NRM, was at the very Western Vanguard of Western Fusilier's problems and encouraged them to Western Venture(r) the issue, throwing down the Western Gauntlet to them for a Western Challenge(r) and a Western Crusade.

She is now the museum's Western Hero and is often asked to keep Western Sentry and be a Western Ranger on it, whilst others keep a Western Monitor on the situation from afar.

She knows they cannot be Western Cavalier about it and has built up a Western Reliance with the Western Governor(s'), giving her such Western Renown as a Western Ambassador, Western Champion and the title of the NRM's Western Lady.

Western Glory is her's.

 

[Rocky]

Doug was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said, “every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place….”

Doug asked, "Are you single?"

She replied, "No, I am a dentist."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said, “every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place….”

Doug asked, "Are you single?"

She replied, "No, I am a dentist."

I was quite pleased about that post, plucking the names from memory too.

Anyway, Rocky has no teeth after an altercation with a Western Marksman and has become the Western Stalwart of the Orthodental department of the Hospital, even when he caught Western Legionair(s) disease.

 

[stephec]

MDB lives so far out in the western isles that the film, The Wickerman, is a documentary to him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB lives so far out in the western isles that the film, The Wickerman, is a documentary to him.

Stephec lives on North Sentinel* Island.

So far, the locals have not noticed as, growing up in Jaywick, running about in filth and squalor, half naked, whilst killing things, was perfectly normal, only without the sun.

* - D1022, Western Sentinel.

 

[Rocky]

Stephec lives on North Sentinel* Island.

So far, the locals have not noticed as, growing up in Jaywick, running about in filth and squalor, half naked, whilst killing things, was perfectly normal, only without the sun.

* - D1022, Western Sentinel.

That’s nothing, when Doug were a lad he lived in a paper bag in a hole in the road. ‘Twere luxury.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That’s nothing, when Doug were a lad he lived in a paper bag in a hole in the road. ‘Twere luxury.

'Twere a very good bag that I'll 'ave you know! Kept me and me family safe for years that did, until 'Council came and filled in 'hole.

Hard t' believe now, eh? I mean, when was t' last time you ever saw a pothole being filled in?


... Rocky, instead of reading that in a Fred Dibnah type voice, read it in a stereotypical Japanese voice.

 

[Rocky]

Doug talks like Fred Dibnah and this sadly has got him into trouble.

When he was living in Barnsley Doug went to the chemist with a sore backside and asked “Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

The chemist replied “Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tha' were bad, but at least I know what a Cornetto is, unlike Rocky, who thinks it' sommat you play in t' local brass band, like?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ee bah gum and ecky thump are two of MDB's most used phrases tha' knows.

 

[postman]

MDB has a little side occupation in Yorkshire.He sells chemicals to cheer people up You do not inject you do not swallow,you rub it in your mouth.It is called E by gum.

 

[Speicher]

Postman wears a hat when he goes up Ilkley Moor.