Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Along with George Clooney, MDB has been chosen to star in "Ocean's Two".

 

[stephec]

Speicher was to be the main love interest in Oceans Two, but the producers thought that once the audience saw her it wouldn't be credible that she could lower herself enough to cosy up to George Clooney.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec's height of achievement is to have reached the high water mark at Plymouth. Washed up? You decide......

 

[Andy_R]

26 has got a line on his plimsolls



And it's a line that he will not cross. Which explains why he's not going anywhere fast.

RM is going so fast you can't actually see him move

 

[colly]

AR goes so slow you can't actually see him move

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AR goes so slow you can't actually see him move

Colly was once run over by a glacier.
It was going so slowly that he couldn't get out of the way in time!!

 

[Andy_R]

MDB was mugged by a tortoise. When asked to describe it by the poice his reply was "I can't, it all happened so fast"

 

[accountantpete]

Andy R is the official half-pipe advisor to The Vatican.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort prefers knocking back a few Jack Daniels with an excitable Dalai Lama.

 

[colly]

Excitable Cocker Spaniels are more Dayvo's thing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cocker hoop is colly's thing

 

[stephec]

Colly was very disappointed when he found out that Cocker Hoop was a lakeland beer, he had his hula round his waist already to go.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec travels to work on a pogo stick.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AP is still using stilts. (That's how he gets his mags from the top shelf)

 

[Dayvo]

RM papers over his cracks.

Mostly with Andrex paper.

Mainly his 'crack!'