Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ming the Merciless]

Speicher wrote the ransom note

 

[Drago]

Ming has been appointed Chancellor and as we speak is busy faking his career history on LinkedIn.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Drago said he’d keep quiet about that, after I gave him a fiver.

 

[Drago]

Unfortunately, in the two hours since Ming took over that fiver is now only worth a quid!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Drago has now entered a competition to do a run through his local Pound Shop.

 

[colly]

Ming's best mate is an ugli fruit.

 

[postman]

Colly has been banned from Waitrose he walked up to a woman holding some fruit,and said you have got a nice pear there.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Postman got the sack, after posting cucumbers through letterboxes and shouting “The aliens are coming” before running away.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago has now entered a competition to do a run through his local Pound Shop.

Mings local pound shop has to employ a store detective.

Postman got the sack, after posting cucumbers through letterboxes and shouting “The aliens are coming” before running away.

What Ming can do with a cucumber is... Ok, I don't want to be banned again

 

[postman]

Postman got the sack, after posting cucumbers through letterboxes and shouting “The aliens are coming” before running away.

Thank you Ken Dodd.

 

[Webbo2]

Thank you Ken Dodd.

Postman is Ken Dodds love child. Conceived in Notty Ash despite postman’s claim to be a Yorkshireman 😱😱😱😱😱

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Webbo2 is Postman’s son. He carries on Postman’s Diddymen tickling stick antics.

 

[Webbo2]

Ming the Merciless is anything but merciless in reality as he’s a bit of a pussycat.

 

[Milzy]

Webbo2 has a box of Brandy snaps from Christmas 1988 stored in a bank vault for memories of the best day ever.

 

[Webbo2]

Milzy has never had a pint of stout in his life, he’s a Babycham man.