Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Cyclopath has the nickname "Chimp-feet" due to their toe dexterity.

You might not think its a useful skill, but how many times have you had your hands full of shopping, get back to the car and drop your keys. In that situation Chimp-feet is laughing... Provided there is someone nearby to remove one of their shoes and socks.

 

[Andy_R]

PS was arrested for writing "Vive le union" on the Eiffel Tower in marmite.....strange boy......

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy_R don't care what the scots voted, he`ll be up there tomorrow rebuilding Hadrians wall.

 

[stephec]

PS is afraid of flying and has never been abroad.

He was very disappointed by the no vote, as he thought that at last he may have been able to go on a foreign holiday.

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec spent 2 weeks on the Isle of White ferry expecting more from his £1599 cruise.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie is setting up the referendum for Independence for the Isle of White. We can fund our island with the income from the ferry is the economic plan.

 

[colly]

What's brown and comes out of Cowes steaming?

The IoW ferry of course. Archie's ''knock 'em dead' joke for soffistikated parties.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly has 2 strange habits. The first is when he sees a single magpie he touches his left knee with his right elbow 17 times. The second is the one he stole off a monk that was on the way to a fancy dress party.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky chose to have Mille feuille with his coffee today. He is sure that there were only 982.

 

[colly]

Speicher looks dapper in her top hat and tails.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat. He failed - there was only one hare

 

[PaulSecteur]

Due to a prior engagement, 26x25 had to saw himself in half instead of Debbie McGee

 

[colly]

Debbie McGee likes Paul.......................................not a lot.

 

[Dayvo]

colly tells all the girls they can kiss his heinie.

And they think it's his Dutch beer he's talking about.

 

[colly]

Dayvo likes to flaunt his 'new man' credentials at every opportunity. Wearing a Dutch cap on his head when he is out on the pull isn't working.