Post a lie about the poster above.

[luckyfox]

Stephec can't tell the difference between a merkin and a wig

 

[stephec]

LF just got that one off the top of her head, at least I hope it was.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky can often be found lurking in a merkin

 

[luckyfox]

Andy pulls the heads of daisys so no one can play 'he loves me, he loves me not'.

 

[roadrash]

lucky fox has a bike that actually uses a daisy chain

 

[Moon bunny]

Roadrash lives in a hollowed-out mushroom.

 

[Andy_R]

Moon bunny lives in the cupboard under the stairs. When asked how she gets all of her Gin in there her slurred reply is "Wellllll, there'sh not mushroom...."

 

[Hover Fly]

Andy R wears the shiniest red trousers in Durham.

 

[TVC]

HF sits alone in his room, polishing his helmet.

 

[bloodlett]

TVC has no helmet to polish but he has a rusty scarab that he is very proud of

 

[stephec]

Bloodlett's sword is in a sheath with alarming regularity.

 

[Speicher]

For 2014, some new words will be added to Dictionaries. One new word is "Twerking".

Good dictionaries always include an example of how to use the new word. Here is my suggestion: "Twerking, Stephec isn't."



Was anyone else listening to Sandi Toksvig this morning?

 

[TVC]

Speicher is Sandi Toksvig's stunt double.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky recently applied for a job at the Office of National Statistics.

They were very impressed with all his answers to their questions. Until, that is, he was asked, "How hard can you work?" Sadly his reply was, "I can give 110%", and he did not get offered the job.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is being above-averagely mean with his interquartile range.