Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher went for a walk this afternoon through a field full of nettles and felt a prick.

 

[Speicher]

I turned round and Pete was following me.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Cheese and pineapple on a stick - Check

Paper plates ready - Check

Balloons blown up - Check

Sounds like Speichers party is almost ready to start....

AAAAaaaGaaaa Doooo- Dooooo - doooo.....

....and now its started.

 

[bloodlett]

unfortunately paul was not invited you see he cant be in two places at the same time so he opted to be the clown that makes balloon animals
dont forget to tip him he needs the cash

 

[Andy_R]

bloodlett isn't overly fond of clowns...he thinks they taste funny

 

[TVC]

Rocky ran away to join a circus, but they rejected him. He was just too weird.

 

[TVC]

Rocky disproved gravity and just floated off.

 

[bloodlett]

TVC once fell in love with his 10" gravity ball. Now where's the logic in that?

 

[TVC]

Blooflett is all dressed up and ready to party.

 

[Speicher]

TVC will be injecting some humour into this thread. He needs to have some patience.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is going to get a kick on his gluteus maximus, if he is not careful.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher thought the top gladiator in ancient Rome was called Gluteus Maximus

 

[Andy_R]

RM was in the original cutting of "Life of Brian" but was edited out..."welease Wocky" just didn't sound right

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy initially gets lots of attention from Italians when he tells them his name, but as his surname isn't More they lose interest.

[so does Mort but for entirely different reasons, which he will now explain...]

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort, be soon I said...