Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Rocky has made a plastercine mock up of how he'd like to look after his plastic surgery.

When he took it to his surgeon to look at he got the reply, "are you having a laugh, I'll never work again if anyone associates me with that shite?"

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec wants to sniff you.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS was banned from Crufts for sniffing. He isn't pedigree after all.

 

[stephec]

26 is well known round his way for being a bit too chummy with the local dogs.

 

[stephec]

Rocky spent two days permanently sat on the beach with a pair of binoculars to confirm that.

 

[accountantpete]

In the film Rocky was Joe and Stephec played Petunia.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's got, what-they-call, a sailing dinghy you know....

 

[bloodlett]

archie is the first mate on said dinghy

 

[TVC]

Bloody never steps out on a Sunday unless he is wearing his favourite hooped skirt.

 

[bloodlett]

tvc never steps out he prefers to prance

 

[Andy_R]

bloodlett prefers Blitzen over Prancer

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Being a butcher bloodlett Andy just minces

 

[stephec]

26 thought of becoming a butcher when he left school, all because he could stop sniggering at the thought of ladies asking him for tongue.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec's drooling at the thought of 26 in his butcher's apron and a chopper in his hand.

 

[Andy_R]

APs been playing with his Chopper in the back passage again