Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

RMs kettle never boils. He must stop looking at it.

 

[stephec]

Andy always has lots of bubbles in his bath, he's not got a jacuzzi though.

 

[Cheddar George]

Stephec failed his chemistry O level after listing Radox as one of the noble gases.

 

[roadrash]

Rocky was teachers pet .......... kept in a cage at the back of the class he was

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky is very good at pottery, "almost as good as Wordsworth" is what he tells people.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky wandered lonely as a clod.





Sorry the u is not working on the typewriter.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete was so fond of his old Morris car that he was moved to write "The Rime of the Ancient Marina"

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky forgot that when talking to Mort he shouldn't mention the whore.

 

[stephec]

AP hopes that he will mention it as he wants her phone number.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky's birthday treat this year is to be a visit to Santa's Grotto. It's his second childhood you know

 

[Speicher]

Tbt has been asked to act his age not his shoe size.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher has seven toes. She keeps them in a jar on her mantlepiece, next to her signed photo of Alan Partridge.

 

[Speicher]

Andy has been told to sing "Over the Hills and Far Away."

 

[roadrash]

speicher still has a pair of ruby slippers from her last trip over the rainbow

 

[stephec]

Roadrash often wonders why blokes ask him if he's a friend of Dorothy's when he's on a night out.