Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

There was much embarrassment in Archie's house last year after he got the wrong end of the stick when asked to baste the turkey.

 

[roadrash]

stephec always has to take the "under the mistletoe " thing , a bit too far

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr has misunderstood the turkey preparation instructions on more than one occasion. Don't ask what he does when stuffing the turkey

 

[Archie_tect]

26x is hoping to have ostrich for Christmas dinner... he was last seen chasing it down the M3 towards Basingstoke.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie has already got his Turkey Twizzlers in the freezer ready for the big day.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cheddar was last seen in the River attempting to catch his Xmas Swan. "Don't inform the Palace please" he asked.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky, who is firmly planted in reality, has advised the Police to look for Auric Goldfinger and to pass his number to Pussy Galore if they should bump into her.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky knows how many beans make 5.

Rockys accountants make sure his bean allowance is tax exempt.

 

[roadrash]

paulsectyer has been at the beans again hes now experiencing a tail wind.

 

[stephec]

RR regularly has to wear a sign on the back of his pants stating, 'no naked flames within 10m please.'

 

[roadrash]

due to the nature of his flatulance problem , mrs stephec now looks like this

 

[Andy_R]

due to the nature of his flatulance problem RR looks like this

 

[stephec]

Rocky's internet history can indeed be summed up with two letters.

 

[Cheddar George]

Every morning at 10 o'clock Stephec makes a pot of tea and attempts to clear his cache of cookies.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dont let his avatar fool you.

George is really blue, furry, has bulging eyes and is the real cookie monster.

Om nom nom!