Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

This time of year, Mort's everywhere and nowhere, .... baby. That's where he's at.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has just returned from his swim in the sea.

Here Tosh, have some hot Choc, and an extra jumper, you do look very cold.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher knows all about flattery courtesy of Hot Chocolate

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fX2_bxEkg

 

[Archie_tect]

26x believes in miracles... he will go to the ball.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's some stuff in the fridge at Rocky's that's been alive since 1976. There's another (just over) 21 years left before the golden anniversary clean out

 

[stephec]

Rocky is shopping for bigger jeans after his Christmas excesses.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec is so tight with money that he is Arkwrights hero.

In fact, he is the only person that scares Mrs. Fer - Fer - Featherstone.

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur went to his nearest corner shop this evening.




Sadly he found out that they do not sell corners.



Why did he have an umbrella stuck down his trousers?

 

[TVC]

Rocky can't work out where the smell of chips is coming from.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As he's getting older, our Rockymountain would like to be known as Grassy Knoll.

There should be no conspiracy theory here, it's simply natural erosion.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is wearing a bit thin.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's positively threadbare.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh is very a frayed of being unravelled.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

This tread is starting to needle Speicher.

 

[TVC]

Tosh's zip is jammed again.