Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mirey poo poos Menswear. Skid marks are the proof

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 has been asked to move on, yet again, from his favoutire loitering position in M&S Womenswear section.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh has never heard women swear in the men swear section.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speecher has been told repeatedly to use the M+S changing rooms when trying on underwear.... You've Been Framed aren't paying £250 for any more CCTV footage.

 

[luckyfox]

Archie was told the same and to use the 'male' changing rooms!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Every morning Mort asks "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" And every morning the mirror replies "Not you ginger".

 

[luckyfox]

26x25's mirror says 'get away from me swamp face'

 

[accountantpete]

According to luckyfox's mirror she is the fairest of them all - although the local Carnival has initiated recovery proceedings to get it back.

 

[Andy_R]

ap doesn't understand mirrors - he keeps on looking behind the one in his bathroom for the other bloke

 

[stephec]

A shop opened up recently in Durham selling magic mirrors that are claimed to enhance your appearance, around the same time Redcar's world famous hall of mirrors started to experience regular thefts.

Andy claims it's sheer coincidence, and he has no involvement whatsoever.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec is puzzled as he has no reflection in his mirror.

 

[stephec]

After his last holiday to the highlands and islands Mort is now convinced that The Wicker Man was a documentary.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec can't recall seeing Britt Ekland in that film.

 

[Dayvo]

Creative as he is, AP put the art in fart.

 

[luckyfox]

Rocky once got caught on the back of the bus going at a calippo like a man mad. The poor other passengers didnt have a clue what he was up to till the conductor told him to remove himself from the vehicle!