Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

TVC has an awkward seat and an unseemly gait according to his riding mistress

 

[TVC]

Andy's mistress knows that he must be chastised.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC suffers from the "royal disease". he's not a haemophiliac , he just has an inflated sense of his own self importance.

and he likes people to call him sir.

 

[TVC]

Ask anyone at the BBC and they will tell you that Rocky was the inspiration for the character Dot Cotton.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has just cottoned on to the fact that he will be a contestant in "The Sewing Bee" on BBC later this year.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher was invited to take part in a spelling bee contest ......... "too easy ." was her reply.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky patented the "ALt Gr" key on computer keyboards.
It is a well known fact that it does actually do anything, but Rocky get 10 pence everytime anyone presses it.

 

[TVC]

George knows how to press Rocky's buttons.

 

[stephec]

TVC has to have velcro on all his clothes as he struggles with buttons, and don't even mention laces.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec's zip is undone again.

 

[TVC]

26x25 scanned his arse, saved it as a .pdf and e-mailed it to everyone on his contact list.


As an aside, 26x25 can you please remove me from your contact list.

 

[Mireystock]

VC's arse varies in dimensions and the dimensions directly correlate to the amount of Swatches's sold in UK spa towns.
(Leamington, Droitwich, Buxton et al.)

 

[TVC]

Mirey treats himself to at least six spa days a month.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has joined a Boxing Club to find someone to spar with.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher like to spend her Saturday mornings phoning random people to tell them that she has checked their computer on the internet and that it is completely fine, no problems at all. Not a single virus, its all tickerty-boo.

She like to restore the universal balance.