Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

colly got fined for disturbing the piece.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has often given people a piece of his mind. Could that explain why he goes mindlessly about his business?

ACP

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher's job at the Cornish Tourist Board was somewhat short lived....:

 

[Speicher]

MDB's career with the Andermatt Tourist Information Centre was short-lived. He insisted on mispronouncing "Furker Oberalp Bahn". One particular incident involved the Executive Officer at Chur Rathaus, and this resulted in the change of name for the FOB.

 

[colly]

Speicher is looking forward to being fobbed off.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly was looking to buy some new binoculars, but to save money decided its cheaper just to walk over to the thing he wants a closer look at.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Small?

Or

Far away?

Paul still has trouble getting his head around this concept, especially when he sees cows.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been swimming in some very cold water............or did nature deal him a poor hand of cards.

Rockaay can produce noises on frequencies inaudible to the human ear.

After seeing his speedos at the swimming pool last week, is this really a coincidence??

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's been promoted at the helium balloon factory... he's now Head Squeaker and will take up his position on Thursday, if they can get him down in time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Instead of being jealous, ACT is just bitter. He was the original inspiration for Twitter after he was found tweeting down the pub by its creators.

Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (he ran out of characters), he doesn't get any Royalties at all.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's are on display in the Albert Hall.

He gets a cheque every time Adam Hart Davis mentions them, which isn't very often now.


In fact, Adam used to feature them in his programmes, and once even took them on a cruise, which is more than Rockaay ever did with them!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is known locally as action man.






That's because he's a bit plastic, has strange yellow hair and likes dressing up.

Want some action tonight then Rockaay?? Is half 8 ok??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Awww!!





















....... I had the paper bag ready for you and everything!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay used to write to Jim'll Fix it every week to mud wrestle with Jimmy.

The letters were always returned as, according to the BBC, he was too appalled at the thought!

 

[TVC]

We are all spectators at the Doug and Rocky show.