Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

MDB is very happy that there's internet on Craggy Island now but is looking forward to getting electricity next so he doesn't have to keep swimming over to the mainland to post on CC.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was once run over by a glacier



Sorry, pretty sure I've posted that before. Not very quick myself, I know, but at least I can see a Glacier coming!!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug is a mint polar bear.

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky always uses short words

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 Likes short shorts

Who likes short shorts?? IDM2! That's who likes short shorts!!



Seriously, his retro '80s Dolphin Shorts and whitey tighty Y fronts underneath are the talk of the town, and not in a good way!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has just inflated.

It wouldn't be so bad, but he lives on the flightpath into Euphoria Airport and they are seriously considering shooting him down if things don't improve

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug is contractually obliged to wear sunglasses for his job, he's an eye-spy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rule number one, you don't disturb ACT's hair and sunglasses

Rule number two, you don't disturb ACT's hair and sunglasses

Rule number three, you don't disturb ACT's hair and sunglasses

 

[Edwardoka]

"Mad dug, biker!" is what a chav on the outskirts of Glasgow shouts in instruction at his Staffordshire bull terrier when a cyclist passes

 

[Edwardoka]

I suspect you are nearer to the truth than you think........

Good point!

Ok, that's where the inspiration for the username came from...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I suspect you are nearer to the truth than you think........

Rockaay knows we don't have chavs here, only Neds

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Good point!

Ok, that's where the inspiration for the username came from...

Ed's came from working down the mean docks of Perth

 

[Edwardoka]

Mad Doug Biker is a former member of pop band Wet Wet Wet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is a former member of pop band Wet Wet Wet

Ed needs to be kept moist (ooh err!!) otherwise he dries out and comes to bits

 

[Edwardoka]

Mad Doug Biker once kicked a man who was on fire. "This is Glesga, we'll set aboot ye" he cried.