Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Mark is known as Martha at weekends, he/she still can't get their seams straight though.

 

[IDMark2]

Sez the legs on a bike...
Stephec isn't all he seams...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec IDM2 employed the use of a Seamstress, not realising that it was totally different from what he thought it was.

He got a bloody good slap in the face by the way

 

[IDMark2]

Mrs Doyle slapped MDB for straightening her seams, MDB was a upset as he was only trying her stockings on to get a feel for it, it's not like it was a regular thing or anything, really. Honest.

 

[stephec]

Mark has left his extensive collection of stilettos to the Northampton Shoe Museum in his will.

 

[Speicher]

On Stephec's laminate flooring, you will see the mark left by Mark's stilettos.

 

[Oldbloke]

Rocky's real surname was Marciano, he changed it as got fed up signing autographs and being punched

 

[TVC]

Rocky is as old as the hills around Hawes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to a typo, Rockaay was looking for some old Hawes, but got a Dawes instead.

It was so good that he took up cycling and.... Here he is.... Well, over there anyway

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that MDB over there? ....no, he's just very small.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has already painted a Beware Of The Doug sign for the front gate.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's got his own sign, "Trespassers will be persecuted."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete's got his own sign, "Trespassers will be persecuted."

Being such a laid back kind of chap, Pete's says

'Tresspassers with be.... Yeah'


He lost interest half way through, but got as far as the last word.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB is protective of his property. His sign reads...

"Trespassers will be shot.

Survivors will be shot again"

 

[stephec]

Rocky is hoping for an invite as well, he loves dancing doggie style.