Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec tells everyone that he was his schools Jordan, slam dunkin' everyday.

The truth... Netball.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is so fat that Astronomers gather every 80 years to watch him pass by, as his and the Earth's orbits align.


Not slam dunkin at all, more just the result of too many Dunkin Donuts. In recent years at least.

 

[stephec]

MDB was pleased when he was once told he should have been an astronaut.

Until he found out it meant his dad should've shot him into space.

 

[Turbo Rider]

stephec once shot himself up into outer space...took him a good day or two behind closed doors to kick the habit...

 

[IDMark2]

Talking of kicking the habit, not long now till stephec's done his time and they let him out after what he did to that Nun...

 

[SteCenturion]

IDMark2 gets blind drunk off a sip of Blue Nun & Paralytic off full fat Vimto.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SteCenturion's more of a Dandelion and Burdock drinker.

 

[stephec]

TB is a secret lemonade drinker.

 

[Turbo Rider]

stephec's methods of getting lemonade are somehwat confused as he still refers to the schoolyard rhyme, milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made...least said about the chocolate the better

 

[Cheddar George]

Do not, i repeat, do NOT pull TR's finger.

 

[SteCenturion]

as it is often covered in Cheddar

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has a pet pig called bacon sandwich.

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste "Had" a pet pig called Bacon Sandwich before Paul eloped with it.

They are now happily "Man & Swine"

 

[byegad]

Ste has been asked to take over from Jeremy Clarkson presenting top gear. He accepted, but asked what a top gear was.

 

[Speicher]

Byegad always likes to be in the correct gear. Plus fours and a tweed jacket suit him well.