Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky knows how to end this thread.

 

[stephec]

TVC knows this thread is like Hotel California, you can never leave.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is the voice of BRIAN, the confused.com robot.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul eats shoots and leaves.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie prefers bamboo shoots. Don't panda to him - give him what's available

 

[stephec]

26 knows it's not as black and white as that.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is banned from his local aquatics shop. Turns out they dont sell bablefish.

Also turns out that goldfish dont last too long in an ear 'ole.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS went to his local Aquatics store hoping to see some synchronised swimmers...

He was also disappointed there was no Haddock left...

& I'm not Codding.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ste's haddock got better with paracetamol.

 

[luckyfox]

Archie still won't eat fish fingers because 'eating hands is wrong'...

 

[SteCenturion]

When trying to cook fish fingers, Lucky first read the instructions..

"Remove all packaging" it stated.

3 1/2 hours later, Lucky was still trying to get the last breadcrumbs off the fish.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste is always being mistaken for Captain Birdseye.

 

[stephec]

AP is a salty old sea dog with a penchant for frigging in the rigging.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

stephc and the Cabin Boy called Roger. Moving on....

 

[luckyfox]

Tosh has a thing for a merkin...