Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Acp is running in the election for the 'Ban Daffodils Party', and promises more pounds in your pocket.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3646481, member: 259"]If this round of quantitative easing doesn't work, Pete's MDB's going back on the syrup of figs.[/QUOTE]

Mort knows that if there is anywhere in the country that needs an enema then it is Westminster.

 

[Speicher]

Who needs enemies when they have MDB?

 

[Speicher]

 

[Andy_R]

Wol ofter gets IDS and IBS mixed up. She often refers to IDS as an irritating ar$ehole

 

[Speicher]

Andy has forgotten that people remember his sig line.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol ofter gets IDS and IBS mixed up. She often refers to IDS as an irritating ar$ehole

Where is the lie in that?? Ian Duncan Smith IS!!

Andy has forgotten that people remember his sig line.

After years of working on the farm, every time Speicher gets mud on herself, she has to stop and sniff it just to make sure.

 

[stephec]

MDB once tested the theory of, "fall in a pile of shoot and come out smelling of roses."

Climbing out he said, "it's true, I've never smelt this good before."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec had a bath once.

That is all.

 

[TVC]

Babs in employed as Stephec's personal back scrubber.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Babs in employed as Stephec's personal back scrubber.

TVC knows I am trying to catch Stephec to give him another bath. Unfortunately, trying to track and catch him in his natural habitat stretching several thousand square miles is proving difficult.

I should really fit him with a tracking collar this time....

 

[TVC]

Doug's collar has a thin patent leather leash attached.

Mistress keeps Doug on a short rein.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's collar has a thin patent leather leash attached.

Mistress keeps Doug on a short rein.

TVC pays good money to be 'me' for the weekend!

 

[stephec]

MDB is a naughty school boy at weekends.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB once tested the theory of, "fall in a pile of shoot and come out smelling of roses."

Climbing out he said, "it's true, I've never smelt this good before."

Stephec claims that he is the most unlucky bloke alive.....

& that if he fell into a barrel of tits he would emerge sucking his thumb.