Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

busman's route is the Island tour.... takes about 20 minutes on average. His average mind is 83mph.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie - worth his weight in jelly beans.

 

[stephec]

Pauls fondness for jelly beans is the reason for his jelly belly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Steph was disappointed that planting jelly beans didn't result in a big crop in the autumn

 

[PaulSecteur]

Bagals annoy 26.

"Its a bun with a hole in the middle. WTF is the point of that???"

...Is a question he is often found asking at the bakery counter.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Take care Paul or I'll be forced to remind you of your Polo Mints rant

 

[busman]

26 got his name due to his longest 2 rides

 

[LinchPin]

Busman use to work in the same bank as Nigel Farage as a short trader.

 

[busman]

Linchpin applied for a job to put the bend in bananas

 

[LinchPin]

Busman was the model for my banana bending, it was very difficult to find such small ones.

 

[IDMark2]

LinchPin is crucial. To someone.

 

[LinchPin]

IDMark2 spends 50% of his income on moisturiser which is very odd given how hairy he is.

 

[stephec]

LP treats himself to a monthly Brazilian at the local beauty parlour, he's still desperately try to lever a nuts joke in there.

 

[LinchPin]

Stephec supplies the wax for my Brazilian, it's his own recipe of personal ear wax and toe clippings.

 

[SteCenturion]

LP first used the name LinchPin when he was drafted into the Junior Mafia aged 3 because he thought it sounded "Gangsta".

He soon rose through the ranks to become a "made toddler" until he was collared by C&A & did a stretch in a tough Crèche.