Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Andy's full name is Andy R Smith Edgerton.

He used to hate it when his mum stitched his initials into his school uniform.

 

[busman]

No one had ever heard of _ as a middle name before until Andy'a parents used it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Its taken years of research, interviewing possible witnesses and looking at the evidence from all possible angles.

But now, with certinty it can be revealled that it was busman that let the dogs out.

Who.... who, who???

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul's one of twins. Their parents tried hard never to show any favouritism. In fact Paul and Not Paul never felt discriminated at all.

 

[TVC]

When they made Archie they broke the mould. Unfortunately they broke it before he was completely set.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When the made TVC the mold was perfect, its just that the ingrediants were a little off.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul's gone a bit green round the grocers.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie is a bit blue around the butchers.

 

[stephec]

PS is a bit pink around the patisserie.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is a bit brown around the bakers oven.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is a bit umber in the underwear tonight

 

[stephec]

MDB makes one set of underwear last a week by using the old, 'turn them inside out and carry on wearing them,' trick.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB makes one set of underwear last a week by using the old, 'turn them inside out and carry on wearing them,' trick.

Stephec does the same...






Which annoys Mrs Stephec.....



She doesn't mind him "borrowing" her panties, but FFS give them back clean.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ste wears pants on his head to stop people talking to him on the bus.... it saves so much time when he's collecting the fares.

 

[LinchPin]

Archie doesn't use public transport ever since some commoner spoke to him on the 07:15 to Waterloo.