twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Pete likes a good Wallop
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ap is squeaking with delight because his local Waitrose is shutting to be replaced with a poundland.
LinchPin
Veteran
- Location
- Recovery tent.
PS is so tight he squeaks when he walks either that or his gimp mask is too tight.
LP installs fireworks to his rear bicycle wheel to make him cycle faster. He did try the same thing with the front wheel but this produced major problems with the steering, kinda like torque steer in FWD cars but far worse. The first time he tried it he lost control and crashed into an escaped penguin.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Some peope say that his left nipple is the same size and shape as a a 25 tooth rear cog, and when he has a runny nose the resulting gooey liquid is the best chain lube ever.
All we know is he is called RideLikeTheStig!!!
All we know is he is called RideLikeTheStig!!!
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
RLTS cried while watching the penguins on Happy Feet
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Paul was saving up for a hanky but that was ages ago, Ste has lent it to RLTS to wipe his eyes.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Archie knows the address of all the local ice cream van drivers. He like to turn up at their place and blast green sleeves for 30 seconds then bugger off.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC, if you ask for Pissed acchio icecream, it is your own fault.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Speicher counts the" hundreds and thousands" on her ice cream... if theres 99,999 or less there are tantrums!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When he eats ice cream, Paul is never sure if he is just having an 'Ice Cream Headache', or if he has suddenly developed symptoms of a Brain Tumour, and gets quite hysterical about it.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Never get behind Rocky in a queue when he is buying a Magnum. He insists on giving the shopkeeper the complete Dirty Harry "I know what you're thinking....." speech.
accountantpete
OAP
George likes to imbibe whilst cycling - the locals refer to him as the Pale Ale Rider.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ACP likes to cycle when it is very wet, accompanied with thunder and lightning. He is a Rider in the Storm.
