Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Paul will be helping Swiss police with their enquiries about the allegations that he accepted bribes during last year's Walsall Cycling Club's tombola.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Arch gets a guilty feeling every time he lubes his chain with the bottle of Finnish line he won while in Walsall

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS, once, twice, three times a lady.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh hasn't said much recently. I don't mean about on here... he can do that, I mean actually speaking.

Thing is, about 2 weeks ago he found out that cider was actually made from apples. So, in an attempt to get drunk cheaply he chewed a few apples and kept the juice in his cheeks - hoping it will ferment.

He really is a zummerzet lad.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS (real name Paul Sepp Blatter) has been named with 10 other officials in a 47 count indictment of FIFA. Corruption allegations stretching back 2 decades were revealed earlier.

In a rare interview he allegedly claimed that 26x25 is not code for the number of "transactions" in €millions he had recieved via his "associate" @accountantpete & also claimed that @stephec had hidden all the wonga in Mrs Slocombe's stuffed pussy.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste sounds like the fonejacker mouse...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KMJEtm_FuU



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUCK8V7TDw



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsC2OLUqtx0

 

[TVC]

Paul has had a productive evening, and has not spent it sitting on his arse, trauling through YouTube.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC spent his evening adding this months collection of bellybutton fluff to his collection that will be added to the duvet in winter to up its tog rating.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul plays toe-jam volleyball.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Theres something about the word "Banjo" that makes AP snigger.

 

[TVC]

Paul's fifteen minutes of fame came playing the banjo.

It was in the film Deliverance.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC can squeal like a pig!

 

[TVC]

TVC can squeal like a pig!

And that's what the doctor wants to hear.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC is so hyper he makes Mr. Motivator look like a sloth on valium.

TVC did actually give a sloth valium to check that statement wasnt a lie.

That last bit actually is a lie.

 

[luckyfox]

Mort can't play tiddlywinks since he burnt his thumbs sticking them in a hot plumb pie.