Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Can someone please pop round to APs house and take your shoes and socks off please?

He has to do a sum with an answer that's over 30 so he needs the help counting.

 

[stephec]

PS was thrown out of his maths exam for counting to 21 without a calculator.

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec has his own way of calibrating pi to five decimal places in Greggs.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is at the forefront of Architectural design in the North East as senior partner in the firm Wattle & Daub.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If cycle chat was "The young ones", AP would be Rick.

 

[SteCenturion]

While PS is definitely Blanche Devereaux from The Golden Girls doppelganger.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC - the thinking crumpet's man

 

[Cheddar George]

The world renown professor Rockymountain and his performing flea circus will be thrilling crowds through out the kingdom this summer !

 

[Archie_tect]

George's dog has just won Britain's Got Talent with a moving medley from La Boheme followed by the soliloquy from Julius Caesar, narrowly beating a break-dancing German with a wooden leg called Schmidt.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky, it's handy for picking your nose.

... what, from here?

 

[accountantpete]

Mort sailed over the Virgin Media TV to Sky.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ever seen a dog scratch its ear with its back foot?

AP does the same thing when he has an itchy lug hole.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is so refined that when making sandwiches he will only use I Can't Adam and Eve It's Not Butter.

 

[TVC]

Pete is too tight to buy fake tan. Gravy browning, that's his thing. It gives him a nice mahogony tan, and keeps the neighbour's dog interested.

 

[stephec]

TVC is still trying to perfect the exact ratio of gravy browning to give him the same shade as David Dickinson.

Hero worship can go too far sometimes.