Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Mark knew that Lullabelle is a black belt in Shin Kick Do.

 

[IDMark2]

It's OK, Speicher taught me her version of Runoffski...

 

[Moon bunny]

IDMark2 is a black belt in the Korean martial art of tedi gom ' uilyu jangsig saejang-e salam-ege salam eul ssaum. (fighting man to man in a cage decorated with teddy-bears' clothing)

 

[IDMark2]

I'm just going to take your word for that...
They don't have any sort of martial arts in Moon Bunny's locale so she fights people with two paintbushes and a tin of watercolours, she calls it 'Colouring In'

 

[TVC]

Mark is posting from inside a large wet paper bag. Three weeks and he still can't fight his way out.

 

[Moon bunny]

TVC is going back tomorrow to have another go at removing the skin from a rice pudding. This afternoon he got a quarter of the way across before it unrolled and knocked him onto his back.

 

[SteCenturion]

Moon bunny has challenged Tommy Voeckler to a Gurning Contest.

Wouldn't bet against her.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When travelling by car ste like to take inspiration from dogs and always leans out the window, tongue flapping in the breeze.

 

[SteCenturion]

Due to Pauls halitosis, his tongue should be flapping in Fabreeze.

 

[IDMark2]

SteCenturions natural alluring smell inspired the makers of Lynx, fortunately they weakened it a bit so women only swooned instead of just passing out.

 

[TVC]

Mark likes sniffing womens underwear. Which is why he is banned from the lengerie section of M&S

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is barred from the lingerie section of S&M

 

[IDMark2]

ACP isn't, which is why his current outfit is so alluring.

 

[TVC]

Mark thinks a ball gag is an appropriate prop to take on a first date

 

[IDMark2]

TVC wasn't allowed in when he turned up at a Ball with a gagged rugby Prop as his date.