- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Paul tried cooking an unusual vegetable today, specially imported from Switzerland. Unfortunately he burnt it, and it was chard.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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accountantpete
OAP
Speicher got her looks from her father.
He's a plastic surgeon.
He's a plastic surgeon.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Accountant Pete is the only person ever to annoy Tony Hart (From Tony Harts - Take art, remember that?) so much that Tony exploded into an unintelligible tirade of 4 letter words that ended with a suggestion of where Pete could insert his crayons.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
PS once got his crayons muddled with his canyons. Trying to colour in the Grand Canyon is still his most feared nightmare
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Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
The police have still not managed to catch twentysix by twentyfive, despite the taunting letters he sends them.
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
They haven't caught Moon Bunny either..mainly because she's never, ever, ever done anything naughty.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
..........despite IDM2's best efforts
Or to be more truthful, because 26 elbowed him out of the way to get to the front of the queue.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
TVC will be eating cereal for breakfast, a bowl of tomato soup for midday and chicken with pasta tonight, he is sworn off fish and chips until September.
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
Hover Fly will be spending the day being unspeakably nice, reasonable, patient and loving.
Tomorrow, normal service will be resumed.
Tomorrow, normal service will be resumed.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
For reasons unknown, hamsters really dislike postman.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Don't let a wood louse near PS. They hate him with a passion.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
26 likes to go to the river and wave a loaf of hovis at the ducks and eat it before they can organise themselves into a posse to duff him up.
