Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark likes to make sure no one sits next to him while on the bus by turning his head inside out.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's dreams of becoming a bus conductor were dashed when the orchestra caught the number 86 by mistake.

 

[stephec]

AP aspires to one day be just like Blakey from On The Buses.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec is more of an Olive man

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 eats far too much spinach. Thankfully his loyalty card at M&S keeps him in good supply of their classic Y-fronts, although white isn't the best colour to wear.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Wednesday night is bath night for 26 Dayvo...

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is disgusted that the guy having a bath in the sink is using Omo.

 

[postman]

AP is too young to know Old man Steptoe.

 

[IDMark2]

Postman wasn't aware that Steptoe was also available in colour though

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark is old enough to remember when reality was in black and white.

 

[IDMark2]

Not only that but it was all speeded up as well.

PS will have a colourful response to this, if he can g.g.g.g.get it out.

 

[accountantpete]

IDM has spermbrows.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has a very flat face that makes doing an impression of a barn owl very easy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS hasn't quite got owl calls sorted. He's the twit that can't too-whoo

 

[PaulSecteur]

At all times, 26 will have a pickled onion concealed on his person.