Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

If that photo had been taken by Mark it would have had a cherry on a cocktail stick, and an umbrella in it.
Such is his love of the Wham single, Club Tropicana.

 

[TVC]

Stephec, the Andrew Rigley of CC.

 

[stephec]

TVC has never come accross a policeman in a public toilet.

 

[i hate hills]

stephec has got a blue peter badge for putting on a dancing ferret show

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

ihh holds the world record for the number of ferrets down his lycra tights.

 

[Dayvo]

You really don't want to know what 26x25 keeps up his back alley.

 

[SteCenturion]

Dayvo knows that it's 18 refugees & a Kilo of illegal tobacco.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste keeps a Sherlock Holmes pip stuffed up there - "it's alimentary my Dear Watson" he explains

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete knows that if you swallow the pips a tree grows out of your arse.

 

[Dayvo]

CG knows why it's called a 'weeping' willow. Bloody splinters everywhere.

 

[stephec]

Dayvo prefers a hard wood any day.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec keeps his best woods in a special bag, they're always ready when he fancies going bowling then.

 

[stephec]

Mark keeps his bowls in an old shrivelled leather bag.

He has to be careful when closing the zip as it can be painful if he catches himself in it.

 

[TVC]

Stephec wants to leave his body to science.

Science isn't too keen.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC wants to Give his body to Keane....

Keane isn't too keen.