Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

26 got arrested for gross indecency when he misheard something on the radio about a Venus Fly Trap

 

[IDMark2]

accountantpete gets an accounting term into every post. He's at a loss to how this happens and is seeking to diversify his portfolios in future.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark has never really trusted his elbows.

 

[stephec]

PS has a phobia of little old ladies after once being elbowed aside by a gang of them at his local jumble sale.

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky isn't very healthy or safe after licking the post box instead of the envelope.

 

[stephec]

Mark still can't work out why the queen's head is upside down on the last stamp he used.

I think I did well to resist a 'licking the queen' joke there.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec still hasn't recovered from the last time he asked me for a stamp.




How was I to know he wasn't wearing steel capped boots?
Are your toes getting better now, Stephec?

 

[stephec]

Speicher wears Coco the clown shoes, and her feet go all the way to the front.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is often told to act his age, not his shoe size.

 

[colly]

Speicher could not give two hoots about shoes.

Laryngitis probably.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a problem 'downstairs'

He's got someone tied up in his cellar.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC now realises why it's called a Granny Knot.

 

[roadrash]

nobody has been told to get knotted more that accountantpete, and not without good reason

 

[PaulSecteur]

roadrash thinks I have amnesia.

 

[TVC]

Paul can't remember why he came in here.