Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

TVC often leaves an embarrassing trail behind him.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Yesterday, Steph brought a tube of smarties and found there were no orange ones. That made him feel disgruntled.

Today, he brought another tube that was abundant with orange smarties. He felt happy but didn't know how to describe the feeling as it was the exact opposite of yesterday. His confusion was that the opposite of disgruntled must be "gruntled" and that word scared him.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is not afraid of bringing something from the shop he brought from earlier.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Being 4 foot 6 and 9 sixteenths steph can get his hands on what he want from the shop.

Obviously, you all know what im talking about. The mint cornetto in the freezer box. poor guy nearly falls in.

 

[stephec]

PS's nickname amongst local shopkeepers is, 'top shelf Paul.'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph has tried to keep shops but they always escape he moans.

 

[Postmanhat]

There is CCTV footage of 26 shoving a pensioner aside to get a yellow sticker steak

 

[SteCenturion]

Postmanhat rents a Mobility Scooter to do his daily shop, Postman Madge he is known as to the Store Detectives.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste still has the old Madge Bishop posters from the pre "injunction" days.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP looks like Harold Bishop, sounds like Joe Mangle, runs like Bouncer.

 

[TVC]

Paul regrets the life size tattoo of Kylie and Jason on his back.

 

[PaulSecteur]

... whilst TVC still likes to remember the happiness of when they got married and look at the tattoo he had of them done on his cheeks.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paulsecteur looks like a hybrid of Karl Pilkington and an especially confused and grumpy proboscis monkey.

 

[TVC]

Paul is used to playing with himself.

 

[PaulSecteur]

After hearing that face transplants are now possible, TVC wants to have a look at the catalogue to see whats available.

(Start at 1.48)


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