Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS would like to procrastinate but he can never get around to it. His Xmas decs are still up from last year (and the year before that......)

 

[TVC]

TbT wishes every day was like Christmas day....

Freezing cold with all the shops shut and nothing on the telly. The miserable git.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has asked everyone on CC to message him with their Christmas wish list. Generous guy our TVC.

 

[Postmanhat]

TB always gets confused when someone says reindeer, and yet the weather's fine

 

[accountantpete]

The Sorting Hat has put Postmanhat in ClycngieknJuis.

 

[TVC]

There is a court injunction banning Pete from being within 400 yards of Hogwarts.
Ron is still traumatised.

 

[Andy_R]

Hermione keeps on going back in time to avoid TVC

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy grabs any opportunity to get his wand out.

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 takes any opportunity to grab any passing wands.

 

[stephec]

When Andy shows you his wand you'll like it, but not a lot.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec is now so old & decrepit, he has just been invited to compete in the Beebs one off Sunday Special ...

Strictly Come Shuffling

 

[stephec]

How Ste managed to leave out the words' "five knuckle," from his last post is a feat of self restraint rivalled only by a Catholic priest in a room full of choir boys.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph speaks from the authority of being a member of a choir. His soprano solo is famous

 

[Moon bunny]

26x25 finds pillar boxes sexually attractive.

 

[PaulSecteur]

1 candle.
2 candles.
3 candles.
5 or more candles.

Due to some confusion at her local hardware store, moonbunny is only allowed to purchase candles in the above quantities.