Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

PaulSecteur is the one,true, original Master of the Art of the Dill.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Despite all logic, Hover Fly is still convinced Grotbags the witch is out to get him.

 

[accountantpete]

Sexist I know but Paul pops into Gringotts to ogle at the counter staff.

 

[MiK1138]

Of course Pete only knows this as he is on the Gringotts staff

 

[Moon bunny]

We all know why aMik1138 had an extra high pair of stilts made.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Moon bunny is actually mousy brown,and just dyes her hair ginger to look evil

 

[MiK1138]

We all know why aMik1138 had an extra high pair of stilts made.

Those stilts where for legitimate medical reasons i have fallen arches.

Oscar may be a tennis champ but he is rubbish at Pong

 

[TVC]

The words MiK and pong often appear together.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ever since TCV had an experimental operation to locate his nose to his eyes, he can now navigate by smell alone.

Unlike a dog or similar however, amongst other things, he can geninely tell where he is simply by looking at a map using, what he has named 'Rhinography'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB smells in stereo. Well that's his explanation for having two nostrils

 

[colly]

26 x 25's nasal adventures are the pick of the day for daytime viewing

 

[Andy_R]

colly is the only person who uses this forum who can't touch his ear with his elbow.

 

[TVC]

Andy goes round trying to touch other people's ears with his elbow, hence the restraining orders.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC often confuses Hollywood movies with reality - it's probably down to him being a filthy Mudblood.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete is still waiting for news. His owl hasn't returned yet