Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

MDB is a cloakroom attendant , his real name is .... Angus Mccoatup

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Up until the unfortunate incident where he got struck off, Roadrash was actually a Doctor, and his real name is Ben Dover

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mad doug biker used to work on "Family Fortunes". It was his job to do the surveys of 100 people.

Being a bit lazy he started to make them up, leading the episode with the question "Name something you find in a bedroom..."

89 people said "a goat"

 

[stephec]

PaulS upon hearing the results of the survey wondered who the 11 other boring bastards were.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is not kidding when he talks about his friendship with a goat.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher and her kid brother, Billy, had a nanny who used to butt into conversations.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being into showing Goats at shows around the country, Archie was once mistakenly arrested on suspicion of grooming a kid.

 

[Speicher]

It was surprisingly cold at the last goat show that MDB attended. He needed to warm up and he borrowed Paddy McGinty's coat.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay suffers from Val Doonican.... he's forty shades of green.

 

[accountantpete]

Due to a somewhat poor grasp of arithmetic, Archie's rendition of 10 Green Bottles has only two verses.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete and nine other men and a dog went to mow a meadow.

They had a moan about it afterwards, on Mow Cop.

 

[luckyfox]

Speicher stole that spare fiver you can't find...

Fact

 

[PaulSecteur]

Luckyfoxs' word of the day is "tickerty-boo"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PaulSecteur's really chuffed with his latest pink tutu. Can't wait for Friday night at the pub.

 

[luckyfox]

Toshiba once took candy from a baby, felt guilty and has tried to find said baby to make amends ever since.
ITS BEEN 12 YEARS...