Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Some say that his best mate is Bill Oddie, and that he prefers the new mars bars with crunchie bits in.

All we know is... its best not to make eye contact with him.

 

[stephec]

Some say he's personally responsible for the crunchy bits in new Mars Bars.

All we know is it's best not to ask, just to be safe stick to Kit Kats from now on though.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Some say that he suffers with a condition known as "wandering nostrils", and that the voice in his head is Des Lynam.

All we know is... not to sniff his finger when he insists that you sniff his finger.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Some say that -- well no they don't - they are just speechless (again)

 

[PaulSecteur]

Some say 26 has pet dung beetles. Not so much out of want but more out of necessity as sometimes a fart does have lumps and they help clear things away.

 

[SteCenturion]

Some say that his left eyebrow has an IQ of 127 & that he invented the Pac'a'Mac & flashing ....

all we know is ....

he has a Secteurary ....

for filing .....

& stuff.

 

[TVC]

SteCenturian, a cause of much debate within the General Synod.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC, a cause of much fondling within the Archdiocese.

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF went to a fancy dress as knicker-less parsons.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TSTF went to a fancy dress as knicker-less parsons.

As a monk accpete had many dirty habits.

 

[SteCenturion]

ACP once went to a University fancy dress do dressed as a Roasting Pig ....


did he ever tell you ..... ???


He's met David Camera On you know.

 

[PaulSecteur]

ACP once went to a University fancy dress do dressed as a Roasting Pig ....


did he ever tell you ..... ???


He's met David Camera On you know.

That one is exceptionally funny!

 

[SteCenturion]

At his office parties Paul always puts the Rank in Rank Xerox

 

[PaulSecteur]

At office parties ste puts his arse into a xerox.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying that Paul is thick or anything, but he thinks that a Torpedo is someone who loves small English hills and mountains.