Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Speicer is claiming the intelectual rights to the above post, but she got her butler to do the mundane buisness of typing it in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS's off for a road trip round Dorset. Scratchy Bottom first.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rockys best pal is called Mary Hinge.

 

[stephec]

PS joined the circus trapeze act in the hope of having a go at some cunning stunts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec ran away from home to join the circus. But they heard he was coming and did a moonlight flit.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When the poster above is at sea doing research, he changes his name to "Twentysix McTwentyfive-face"

 

[SteCenturion]

Music lovers annually flock to see their favourite acts at festivals like Park Life

PS is into Toads & newts & frog spawn & regularly attends Pond Life.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has a large collection of tea-towels and is convinced his neighbours Labrador is really a pig that they make wear a fur coat.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's home-made dog kennel was called a "monstrous carbuncle" by Prince Charles.

 

[Moon bunny]

It is not that accountantpete has had breast implants that is so surprising, it is the dog-toy squeaks he had fitted into them.

 

[Speicher]

Moon Bunny's teddy bear still has his growler.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is still sucking on one of these

DO NOT - that is DO NOT attempt to take it away from her

 

[SteCenturion]

Speicher knows that in some parts the word growler refers to a Pie ... such as pork ....
while in other parts it refers to a P....





Yeah .... a Plate pie.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste does a great Nicholas Parsons impression.

 

[SteCenturion]

That's actually true ....

Dame Edna accountantpete Everage has seen it.