Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Steph has never been described as "A minter"

Paul is somewhat surprisingly correct ..

In fact neither Paul nor @stephec have ever been described as "A Minter" ...

however both have been described as ...
"A Munter".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste actually penned the highly unsuccessful (and now vistually unheard of) song

'That's a'munter!'

It was, however, heard and rewritten as

'That's A'more!


Despite the court case, Ste has yet to see a penny in royalties.

 

[accountantpete]

Anyone who complains about Mad Doug's Mahatma Gandhi impression will get a punch up the bracket.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP made his first million by juggling invisible objects for crowds on the street.

However, it wasn't until he got a radio show that it really took off.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Once he let on about his peanut allergy, "back in the day", at Bentley West Primary School, all the other kids used to push PS up against the wall at break time and make him play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels.

(Thank you Milton Jones).

 

[PaulSecteur]

...at Bentley West Primary School...

I wasn't posh enough to go to Bentley West, I went to the other one. But good guess though.

Tosh believes that when he is watching University Challenge, one team does sit above the other. He still chuckles when he thinks back to that one where Scumbag College took on Footlights...

 

[stephec]

I wasn't posh enough to go to Bentley West, I went to the other one. But good guess though.

Tosh believes that when he is watching University Challenge, one team does sit above the other. He still chuckles when he thinks back to that one where Scumbag College took on Footlights...

Actually I did the first time I watched it when I was about seven years old.

PS failed the entrance exam for scumbag college.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph grows watercress in his ear hole as he sleeps.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is absolutely SICK of all these reverential and fawning documentaries about the Queen. He is just waiting for one where they all tell us what an absolutely awful bitch she is

'Its MINE CHARLES, MINE!!! You will NEVER get it and you are NO son of mine, you limp, wet, tree hugging m*****f*****!! Diana was too good for you, unlike that trollop you have now, and as for Harry...... Oh DON'T get me started!!'


.... That is the sort of thing he wants to hear.

 

[TVC]

Doug, a true Union flag wearing Royalist, through and through.


It should be noted that Doug posted a picture of himself in the 'Put a face to your Avatar' thread, but the mods immediately removed it for the sake of public morals.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug and I are going out together tomorrow to somewhere with no radios, no televisions and no internet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug and I are going out together tomorrow to somewhere with no radios, no televisions and no internet.

Is this when she dies or for the Armistice centenary in 2018?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher has already built her bunker for both events anyway

 

[Speicher]

Is this when she dies or for the Armistice centenary in 2018?

Both, I think. The Furka Oberalp Bahn would be a good idea. I know it has a different name now, but I still call it that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Both, I think. The Furka Oberalp Bahn would be a good idea. I know it has a different name now, but I still call it that.

Speicher plans to send a not very polite message to the world when the time comes by using trains with huge 'F.O.' letters on the side.

She was toing to use the Swiss railway with the unfortunate accronym 'F.A.R.T.', but was talked out of it.