Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has a lifesize poster of Brian Blessed as Vultan from Flash Gordon on the inside of his toilet door.


Whatever you do though, don't mention the suspicious stains on it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB wanted to be a poster boy. So he joined the Royal Mail.

 

[PaulSecteur]

In 1985 26 went to Newquay.

He still proudly displays the "Fat willys" surf shack sticker that is adhered to his living room window.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS went to Newquay when the quay was actually new

 

[Speicher]

TBT has a degree in new Clear Physics.

 

[stephec]

The workings of Speicher's mind are thought to be not very clear in the slightest.

In fact someone said that she had murky thoughts all the time, no hang on I think it was actually mucky.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being Irish, Stephec, and indeed everyone in Ireland, has been trained from an early age to dance traditionally in the style now known as Riverdance, with jiggling legs and stock still upper body.

This is so that no matter what, a drink will NEVER be spilled, regardless of the situation down the pub!

 

[TVC]

In addition to being Scottish, Doug also pretends to be Irish and Yorkshire, anything to ensure that people know he has a chip on his shoulder.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In addition to being Scottish, Doug also pretends to be Irish and Yorkshire, anything to ensure that people know he has a chip on his shoulder.

TVC has a deep fried Mars Bar on his shoulder.

At least, that's what we THINK it is!

 

[TVC]

TVC has a deep fried Mars Bar on his shoulder.

At least, that's what we THINK it is!

You should see Doug's battered savaloy. Even Embarrassing Bodies turned it down.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC once had an entire episode of Embarrasing Bodies devoted to him.

It left all who saw it traumatised for weeks after, and questions were even asked in the House of Commons!

 

[TVC]

After a ruling from the European Court of Human Rights, Doug has now been banned from wearing budgie smugglers in any public place.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a ruling from the European Court of Human Rights, Doug has now been banned from wearing budgie smugglers in any public place.

TVC regularly arranges to see me in them round at his house.

 

[TVC]

Doug always makes me laugh.

 

[SteCenturion]

I knew she had that little bit extra something, I'm just glad I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

But it was on the tip of your tongue ...