Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I may be biased, but I do find these very clever and funny.

Indeed they are young man. Very clever and funny. Doesn't Stanley look young in that clip? Time has very much rolled on............

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Doug has accused me of being condescending. That means I talk down to people.

When discussing anything Rocky always climbs to the top of a ladder. That's his get out clause...........

 

[Speicher]

TBT knows that echelon long way to the top of the ladder.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In a previous life, Speicher was a wife of Attila The Hun who liked wordplay a lot.

Her name?






....... Nattila The Pun

 

[stephec]

"I could be a pundit," said MDB as he watched football last night, "all they do is talk about balls."

Close Doug, very close, but one too many words.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec is the unfortunate lovechild born of a dangerous liason between Alan Hansen & Ruud Gullit.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue are just some of the colours Ste produces during the act of blowing his nose.

 

[stephec]

PS's nose is so big he can smoke a cigar in a shower and not get it wet.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephecs elbows are so big that he takes up an entire Asda isle when he walks up one with his tartan shopping trolley.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue are just some of the colours Ste produces during the act of blowing his nose.

Whenever Paul sneezes, he lets out a very loud

'ROYGBIV!!'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was Rockaay's dream to ask Bob Holness for a 'P'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay knows it was because he suffered from chronic diarrhoea, so he was actually

'Twice nightly sh*teley Whiteley'

 

[TVC]

Every night Doug sleeps like a baby. He wakes up at 2am, screaming in tears and wets himself.

 

[colly]

'Bitty' 'Bitty'.................TVC when he visits home.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Bitty' 'Bitty'.................TVC when he visits home.

Colly is upset, he has run out of Rusks.