Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Doug very rarely watches Wibbledon, because of all the grunts and groans from the tennis players.

He is even less likely to watch now that he has heard about someone being beaten in straight sex.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug very rarely watches Wibbledon, because of all the grunts and groans from the tennis players.

He is even less likely to watch now that he has heard about someone being beaten in straight sex.

Speicher was scarred for life after not being at the right school to be considered to be a ballgirl.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB was always a ball girl when he lived in Thailand

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste is a big fan of 'trannies', and I don't mean the radios either

 

[stephec]

MDB prefers the older style of tranny where you have to twiddle the knobs, although he's not averse to pressing their buttons either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph likes a strapon....... His watch.



Sorry.

 

[TVC]

Doug keeps tropical birds, he's always boing on about bow he could do with a cockatoo.


At least I think that's what he said

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug keeps tropical birds, he's always boing on about bow he could do with a cockatoo.


At least I think that's what he said

TVC likes a Shag on the costal cliffs round where he lives

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When last in East London, TVC didn't know how to reply when a cockney asked him 'have you got the time on yer cock?

Rockaay just punched him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BTW there aren't many shags in Leicester.

That is open to debate I'm sure!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Also, the coastal cliffs in Leicester positively Soar!!





Sorry, I'll get me coat

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well the cliffs (there must be some) on the banks of the Soar, but, you get the jist.... Probably.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Besides, it was a lie... Stop making me explain myself Rockaay!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows his geography - Jade Goody taught him everything he knows.

Rockaay still takes his Passport with him when he goes to East Anglia

'just in case, like'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you look at my avatar, you'll see I've moved to Craggy Island.

Doug is very worried about the recent influx of certain immigrants.

Rockaay has only recently found out what a 'migrant' is.

He thought it was a kind of headache!