Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

All the old dears jump up to open the windows on the bus to Padstow when Paul 'The Armpit' Secteur boards.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Be careful when you argue with ste if he turns his back on you. He isnt called "ste the skunk" for nothing.

 

[stephec]

PS's nickname of 'no naked flames' isn't to be sniffed at, literally.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is trying to get to number 1 in the charts with a unique blend of german hardcore techno infused with country and western, and somehow, salt and vinagar crisps.

 

[TVC]

Paul always has the feint whiff of Pickled Onion Monster Munch about him.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC has an encyclopedic knowledge of the scripts from "Are you being served".

You should ask him to tell you more when he has some spare time.

"I'm free!!!" Says TVC.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul gets all misty eyed when he sees that Skoda advert.

He longs for the day they make a new series of Are You Being Served? So that he can sing along to the song regularly once more!:


View: https://youtu.be/gTCUuTGNEnI

 

[stephec]

MDB does a drag act as Mrs Slocombe, all based around one line, 'ohh my pussy!'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec dresses up as a woman and tells everyone he... She's a doctor.

What does he call himself??

Why, Dr Anna Glypta of course!!

 

[Speicher]

Doug dresses up as a female interior decorator and calls himself Vi Mura.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher dresses up as a male decorator and makes a right pig's ear of it all.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 dresses up as Wee Jimmy Krankie

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS once donned "the Emperor's new clothes". To this day he still doesn't understand why he was arrested.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

twenty six likes to try before he buys from Ann Summers.
And still doesn't understand why he keeps on being arrested.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When Marquis heard the term "Guerilla warfare" his first thought was...

"How do they train those big monkeys to fire guns?"