Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB's French is so bad that even Del boy Trotter criticises it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Im not saying steph is cheap, but all his furniture is made from the cardboard and wooden pallets left over after the market has closed for the day.

SCS, DFS, furniture village, Oak Furiture Land, Harneys... Non of that for Steph, its CHEP or THIS WAY UP for him.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul has been having fun in the garden
again ...

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&s...ghAMAk&usg=AFQjCNHa6lciic996yxgBthqQpcnSN6bfw

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste smells like fried onions even when no onions have been fried.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky digs holes and puts arms into them. He calls them his armpits.

 

[SteCenturion]

Rockaaay likes to play the "whole moon, half moon" a la jaffa cake advert but replaces the Jaffa with a family sized Gateau.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste cant go for a walk in the woods for fear of being mugged by hedgehogs.

They still remember when he tried to hog all the hedges.

 

[stephec]

PS is banned from all woodlands for badgering the badgers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

PS is banned from all woodlands for badgering the badgers.

Roger The Cabin Boy (now a a middle aged man) long laments the day Steph moved to Bolton.

 

[stephec]

MDB is so friendly with Master Bates he's got a loyalty card at Specsavers.

 

[SteCenturion]

Since Mrs Stephec caught Mr Stephec in mid wipe, it's curtains for his Seaman Staines act.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC is usually all at sea

 

[stephec]

26 recently watched a repeat of The Love Boat, and is so convinced it's a new reality TV show that he's tried to book a cruise on it.

So far he's walked out of 87 travel agents shouting, "idiots, this wouldn't have happened with teletext holidays."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph repeats a lot. His Mum told him not to gulp his food down but did he listen?

 

[stephec]

Rocky loves chips + gravy so much he's thinking of buying a holiday home in Manchester.