Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MM has installed one of those funny hall of mirrors style mirrors in the bedroom in a vain attempt to enhance certain things when he takes selfies for tinder.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Since steph put himself on tinder the uk has seen a massive increase of thumb related strains.

"The human thumb just aint designed to swipe left on a smartphone screen with such speed an ferocity as these girls are using to swipe left on stephs profile." Said a nurse, burning her smartphone in what is being called the steph tinder reject method.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When PS says thumbs up - Do Not Follow His Lead!

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - often seen fighting pigeons for scrap crumbs outside Greggs the bakers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is known as "The Pigeon" by his mates. It's an ironic nickname as he never finds his way home - ever

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is known as grotbags by his mates, due to his insistence of wearing green and black stripey socks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS thinks he will become an honorary member of that Native American tribe the Blackfoot if he never washes his feet. So far, whenever he asks, they just turn up their noses.

Is that a clue Sherlock?

 

[stephec]

26 sends his own versions of smoke signals by wafting a blanket behind himself.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec invented wasps. He builds them in his shed by the thousand and releases them into the world to loiter around picnics and fizzy drinks cans.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

to loiter around picnics and fizzy drinks cans.

That's PS's favourite pastime.

 

[roadrash]

26 has a pastime, read all about it here

 

[PaulSecteur]

Roadrash calls the right one "itchy" and the left one "scratchy".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS only has one

 

[PaulSecteur]

26s is in the albert hall.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS went to Kirriemuir looking for the other one.