Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Theres something about Miss Piggy that keeps MDB up all night.

 

[TVC]

There's something about MDB that keeps Paul up all night.




Mainly worry, but also a slight sexual tension.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC is kept on a very short lead by MDB.

 

[Speicher]

Paul shows dogged determination to keep up with TVC and MDB.

 

[TVC]

People often refer to Speicher as dogged, mainly because of her wet nose and shiny pelt.

 

[stephec]

TVC gets his nickname of Fido due to his disgusting habits involving lampposts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph wouldn't sniff at a lamppost

 

[stephec]

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512

26 loves a good postbox.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512

26 loves a good postbox.

Steph does enjoy a good, stiff, errect bollard with a noble girth, ooh err!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

MDB needs special assistance to find a good stiff erect bollard with a mighty girth

 

[Speicher]

Just up the road from Shouldbeinbed there is a sleeping policeman.

SBB made sure he was comfortable by putting a pillow under his head.




The policeman woke up and wants his pillow back.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher - the world's most accomplished duvet snatcher.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - been many a supermoon come and went since he last had some snatch under the duvet.

 

[TVC]

Nobody wants to see Paul's supermoon

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being a moon faced chap, TVC has to live in the nearest abandonned railway tunnel as his head is so big and round!

When he's out on his bike, he has NEVER had a SMIDSY, as every time a light illuminates his face, he shines like the moon!


He has blinded quite a few people though.