Post a lie about the poster above.

[Salty seadog]

Paul puts the milk in first, need I say more?

 

[SteCenturion]

At the age of 37, Salty still asks Mommy for 'Bitty' !!!

 

[colly]

SteC's surname is spelled
N I P P L - E

 

[stephec]

Colly often feels a right tit.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph is still working on feeling any tit

 

[colly]

If I had a wooden tit
wouldn't it wouldn't it
If I had a wooden tit
wouldn't it be funny


26 x 25 sings that every night down the pub after he has started in on the Dubonnet

 

[stephec]

Colly is more of a Babycham kind of guy.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph call curry sauce "spicey gravey".

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is so posh he got The Queen to come down with a bottle of champagne and name his gravy boat.

 

[stephec]

For AP, pushing the boat out means having three sprouts with his Christmas dinner instead of two.

 

[colly]

Whereas for stephec, pushing the boat out means going down to the lake in the park, taking his kayak and shoving it away from the jetty.

Bloody strange some people.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly eats his breakfast before going to bed, which means he saves time in the morning.

He isn't strange at all....

 

[Smithbat]

MDB Knows this because he has cameras everywhere.....

 

[Speicher]

Smithbat has set her alarm for 7am tomorrow.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicer claims she never sleeps.

She does do blinks that last 8 hours at a time.