Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Stephec always baths with his 'Matey'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC taught Catherine Tait everything she knows about playing the

'How very dare you'

Character in her shows.

 

[TVC]

John Inman copied his gait from Doug.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC muddles gaiters with 'gators and has lost one arm already.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"A fruity little thing that has a dreadful soggy bottom" is how Mary Berry describled one of TVCs cakes.

And also TVC.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul is under investigation by the FSA after real fairies were found in his last batch.

 

[colly]

I would say something about fairies at the bottom of Ste's garden.

Instead I think fairies in the garden of his bottom is more appropriate.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly - becomes unusually enraged if he has to hold his hands above his head. Hanging tinsel and watering the hanging baskets is a no-no for him.

 

[colly]

Paul bought one of those No No devices for his other half. After trying it on his nethers he has declared it a no-no.

 

[TVC]

Why Colly brought cuffs and a ball gag to the church beetle drive remains a mystery.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVCs ahopping list for christmas dinner...

1- a can of spam.
2- sprouts

List ends.

 

[colly]

Paul has just put the Christmas sprouts on.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly tried that ^^^ but found the shade of green clashed with his red hair

 

[SteCenturion]

26 gets easily confused ...

Only last week he went to the Doctors convinced he had an ear erection.

 

[Andy_R]

SC is lying in his garden, looking sadly at his massive erection.

At 7m high, the council have said his gazebo is too big and has to come down.