Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Mirey always takes the road less travelled.

Its not about the adventure, just anti-social.

 

[colly]

''to travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive'' PaulS knows this to be a fact.

Based on him often being told to *** off back to where you came from.

 

[PaulSecteur]

They seek him here.

They seek him there.

They seek that Colly everywhere.

Thats a lie, they tell him to go hide and stay quiet and they put zero effort into finding him.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Except that PS is always seeking out Colly

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has had a problem with keeping his tropical fish.

The problem is the only place he has to keep them is in his underpants.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst going commando and wearing his dress PS is always on the lookout for glass ceilings.

 

[PaulSecteur]

The first time 26 had to test the amount of charge was left in a 9 volt battery he put it on his tongue and felt the tingle.

No need to elaborate on how he has modified the technique or how often he enjoys "popping out to check the charge" these days.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has started a profitable business based on "checking the charge".

 

[PaulSecteur]

"Charges more than its worth" is the general jist of the reviews left for 26 on gigolo-for-hire.co.uk

 

[stephec]

PS left the only five star review for 26, and he'd book him again anytime, at least I think that's what he said.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stepec already had gigolos-for-hire.co.uk saved as a bookmark.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst going commando and wearing his dress PS sat on his only book. That left a mark

 

[Bimble]

twentysix by twentyfive had to settle for a text-based username when they discovered that they could not use the Illuminati preferred symbols for expressing the numbers 25 and 26 which are Θ and Π respectively. The lodge allowed an exception in this case.

 

[SteCenturion]

26x25 is a World renowned legal-eagle, fighting for justice against all odds.

Today he takes on the might of the British Government when he represents the pig from David Camerons former University.

Apparently he has some witnesses lined up who are ready to squeal.

If you need defending & you can afford it, then you can hire .... the 'B' team.

* 26x25 has a No win - You Lose policy, terms & conditions apply *

 

[PaulSecteur]

To intimidate his cat Ste takes a dump in its kitty litter in the kitchen.

He takes the same approach to mark his teritory at work.