Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Bimble looks nothing like a penguin... except for the orange feet with webbed toes.

 

[postman]

PS told his neighbour Lions don't like Penguins
why
Because they can't get the paper off.

 

[Andy_R]

Postie isn't at all confused about the "any good jokes" thread.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR is covered in tattoos. Its just that they are all skin coloured.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS went to Edinburgh for a tattoo. Imagine his surprise.........

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26x25's invitation to lots of folks to post in this thread was a great success.

 

[Speicher]

TBT's parrot knows how to succeed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher's parrot's-ett-em-all. Or was it her Owl?

 

[colly]

26 x 25 got a clout round the ear after asking Brown Owl to straighten his woggle.

 

[roadrash]

colly could never remember if he should have been dibbing his dob or dobbing his dib,.....proper confused he was

 

[stephec]

RR has been banned from the Cubs ever since the mix up over his ging gang goolies.

Silver beaver was in shock for two weeks, and still suffers flashbacks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph attempted to Girl Guide but they knew what he was after

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26 x 25 tried to join the Eton Rifles, but he was no match for their untamed wit.

 

[Speicher]

Every morning, Tosh rifles through his drawers, searching for his socks.

Mrs Tosh refuses point blank to help.

 

[postman]

Speicher wanted to go to Eton,but made a pig's ear of the application.