Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher has snap crackle and pop for breakfast, she dont enjoy them, she just likes to "tut and shuush" them. Noisy little buggers.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS has applied to Theresa May to hold a referendum for Walsall Independence. He hasn't heard back yet, which he thinks is a bit rude.

 

[postman]

TB was surprised to get a reply from Walsall FC.Who informed him that they were called The Saddlers,He must have got mixed up with Northampton Town who are nicknamed The Cobblers.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Postman feels like a local in Northampton, he is often told he talks a load of old cobblers.

 

[Drago]

PaulSecteur once worked as Bruce Forsythe stunt wig.

 

[stephec]

Drago missed out on his dream job, stunt double to Lieutenant Gruber on 'Allo 'Allo.

The reason given in the rejection letter was, 'the inability to match Lieutenant Gruber's screen presence.'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph's claim to a screen presence comes from valeting cars.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 still searching for "his best side".

 

[postman]

Rockymountain suffers from acrophobia so he is never going to Colorado.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Postman once fell off a diving board in Guernsey.

(One for the "Dinnerladies" fans. RIP Victoria Wood, we miss ya!)

 

[flake99please]

PaulSecteur was once mistaken for a Pavarotti tribute act whilst on holiday in South Korea.

 

[postman]

flake99please once tried to buy a whole pub a round of drinks with three tenners.

 

[stephec]

The last time Postman bought a round of drinks it only cost 99p.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph suffers from short arms and deep pockets when it comes to his round

 

[roadrash]

26x25 can peel an orange in his pocket without even letting the smell out