Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

PS never enters popularity contests, that's why Yukon boy is always in last place.

 

[Speicher]

Steph likes very large and formally laid out gardens, like the ones at stately homes. He looks disdainfully at people with small gardens, and says he is qualified to do so.

His qualification is in Haughty Culture.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher likes to go to people's houses and inspect there cups, saucers and dinner plates.

If they are not up to her high standards she will ridecule them.

Yup, she will make a mockery of the crockery.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paulsecteur - the sort of impatient person that just will not take it in turns.

 

[Speicher]

Paul wants to be one of the interns at The White House.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher wants to live in The White House

She's ordered 20 tins of masonry paint in white. Just wait till Trump sees her Twitter feed

 

[Ming the Merciless]

26 lives in a shed painted grey

 

[Speicher]

YukonBoy has just finished painting his house. It has taken him several months.








Now he needs to choose a cardboard mount, the frame and then decide where to hang the picture.

 

[TVC]

Speicher knows a lot about the proper presentation of art work. As she always says "If it's not well hung I don't want to know".

 

[stephec]

TVC has the entire collection of Carry On films on permanent loop on his DVD player.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph has the entire collection of Carry on films on permanent loop inside his head.

Ooooh, Matron!!!

 

[Alan Frame]

PS only moved to Walsall because he thought it was in Poland

 

[Ming the Merciless]

AF thought he was in Walsall but it was Warsaw

 

[PaulSecteur]

Wanting a second opinion after a visit to “the clinic”, Yukon has been asking random people to “sniff the end of of that and tell me it dont need medication”.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS, Originator of the "he who smelt it, dealt it" phrase.