Post a lie about the poster above.

[KEEF]

Road Rash is banned from telling Jokes in his local Hostelry, the place was nearly bankrupt because the locals moved out when he started with his "jokes"

 

[accountantpete]

KEEF was once overtaken by an Abnormal Wide Load vehicle.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete needs an air lift... I think that's what they said.

 

[roadrash]

A,T is northumberland air guitar champion 2014

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky likes war drums.

 

[roadrash]

Being a lover of gossip , A T prefers jungle drums

 

[Archie_tect]

In a recent experiment Whiskas have discovered that 8 out of 10 cats prefer roadrash.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In a recent experiment Whiskas have discovered that 8 out of 10 cats prefer roadrash.

Archie decided to put this into practice, but was arrested by the RSPCA after he was caught dragging cats along the road behind his bike



The cats all made a full recovery by the way.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wasps avoid Mort as they are scared they will get stung by him

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug is still owed £235 for the item Mort sold 'as seen' last Christmas....

 

[Speicher]

Last December Archie was seen kissing Santa under the Christmas Tree.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's already got the old Christmas stockings on.

 

[luckyfox]

Toshiba can be seen every Friday chasing a flock of bats from their block of flats.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba can be seen ever Friday chasing a flock of bats from their block of flats.

LF lives on the Enton's Estate in Durham, and also likes to partake in some graffiti.

Yep, she likes to Daub Enton's

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has announced that he is now living as a boxing promoter.